關於 every noise at once ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients

我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久，今天過後實在忍無可忍，一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。

我年紀很大了，受不了太大的刺激。

拜託，你們可以Zoom好來嗎？😓😑

一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角

護照自2020年起就已成為古董，但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧！

對了，就是要頭髮整齊，讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀，到胸部。

我批八字時，需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外，這樣很像鍾無艷，也不要嘴巴不見掉，這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。

我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的，看相就是需要那麼仔細。

如果你的螢幕太低，那就找書本或舊報紙，把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴，會把你的面相比例給看錯。

不要一直告訴我不好意思，方法是人想出來的。

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二、光線

太暗，我看你如見鬼。
太亮，我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾，不要背向陽光。
有必要的話，就直接開燈！

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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖

什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦～

我的家美最重要，我不在乎你的家美不美，我只是來看命的。

如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強，電腦功能不是很厲害，這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。

有時你轉個身，整個右邊不見了，或部份的頭髮少了，讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片，嚇人啊～

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四、環境和聲音

有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊，特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧，讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍

沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人，往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音，如果他們本身講話又小聲，我的耳機聲量開滿，我還是聽得滿辛苦的

也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室，就是為了不受家人的干擾，能安心的與我視訊。😍

最有趣的是，去年新加坡阻斷措施時，有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大，我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。

曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲，頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵，哇～我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪，還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。

天啊，兩次過後，我寧願退錢，也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對，我要保護好啊！

在這裡聲明：一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機，就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人，我一概會拒絕諮詢，把費用原銀奉還。

五、孩子

曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘，一直被女客人的小孩打擾，進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。

如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童，會時不時來敲你的門，我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心，無法聽好我交代的事，而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子，就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字，這樣對誰都不公平。

六、我只見客人一人

這個規矩，從我一出道就定下來，也清楚的寫在網站上，根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。

但這兩個星期，還是有客人硬闖關，事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面，要他們聽我講他的八字。

我從不改我的規矩，也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。

讀書這麼高，連自己的命都不能自己負責，這已經不是能改到命的人了。

你一定要你的配偶陪你聽，那你需要的不是我來教你改命，是你的配偶來安你的心。

將來若還有這樣的事，我會直接中斷視訊，把錢退回去。

七、「我第一次用Zoom！」

可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢，你有兩個月的時間去摸索。

兩個月，怎麼還是錯誤百出？因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。

結果我就這樣等了20分鐘，還得等對方下載軟件。

Zoom不難使用，但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索，就不要撒謊，直接說，我就直接退現錢。

品德是改命的資糧，不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊，還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎？

小事都不願做好，絕對不會成大器。

八、暈車

有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。

重點是，他一支手拿著手機，一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫，另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上，移動一下，手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊

我一天如果見三個這樣客人，我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後，頭也會痛得厲害，無法完成晚上製片的工作。

沒有自拍器三腳架，也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。

各位，多點善心，為我著想一下吧⋯⋯

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To My Dear Zoom Clients

I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.

I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.

Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?

Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.

Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.

I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.

When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.

If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.

Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.

Number 2: The background lighting.

Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.

Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.

Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.

If necessary, just turn on the lights!

Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.

There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.

If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.

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Number 4: Background environment and noise.

Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.

Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.

There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.

I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.

Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.

Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!

A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.

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Number 5: Children

There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.

You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.

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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.

I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.

But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.

I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.

If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.

If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.

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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"

But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.

Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.

Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?

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Number 8: Giddy spells

Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.

If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.

Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.

Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......

#立會去留 #RTHKLettertoHK
Participating in the upcoming extended term of the legislative council is, I feel, the lesser of two evils. Of course the one-year postponement of the election which should have been held this month was an anti-democratic trick by the government to avoid facing the voters. The extended term surely lacks legitimacy in the public eye.

But with liberal and democratic institutions being constantly undermined by an executive seeking to bring the other arms of government under its control, we must take every opportunity to voice our concerns, use every forum to fight back in the interests of Hong Kong’s governance, and the promises enshrined in the Basic Law.

Of course previously I’ve had my reservations about staying on, as it would mean accepting a quasi Beijing appointment in an un-elected legislature, ie without the people’s mandate. I’ve had my moments of a psychic tug-of-war.

It’s also understood that many of our young view some of the veterans in the democratic camp as washouts, that they belong to an earlier civilisation and should have been “outed” anyway. Some online criticism would go as far as, and I quote, “Can’t let go of the pay and the glory associated with a Legco seat, can you? Like you are being thrown a bone, a bone only but you can’t wait to go get it”, unquote.

Amongst the democrats I’m probably, probably, the one with the least
political baggage: The fact that I do not have a political party background; that I’m not young and as a result I wouldn’t need to worry too much about career development or prospects. And so perhaps I am more able to consider the “stay or quit” question with an even more free mind.

What’s happened is the number of pro-democracy legislators has already been thinned by legal manoeuvres to oust elected members. But we can perhaps muster just enough votes to deny the pro-government camp absolute control over the council.

Unrepresentative though it is, the council often is not just a talking shop and rubber stamp. It does have some ability to query officials, demand information and make constructive criticism of government proposals and policies. Even when the criticism is not particularly constructive, or some would even call it destructive, it could at least help vent public anger and frustration.

We need opposition voice to at least better health policy, labour rights, pollution, education and public transport problems.

Between now and next September we should be able to show Hongkongers that we can be of value in fighting for their interests. Although the system remains heavily weighted against us, the legislature remains a place where we can stand up, on the spot, against the arrogance and incompetence of the administration.

We don’t just make noise, we carry on to serve as the voice of the people. We shouldn’t become outsiders looking in. We need feet on the ground.

Sure we could be running into a storm without even an umbrella. Things could get painful. It’s so much easier to quit. But to quit would just be taking a placebo line. We cannot pretend the pain is not there, we just need to deal with it, fight it.

The lawmaker capacity does carry a degree of power. Once I called the agriculture and fisheries department, demanding to speak to the department head, saying it’s a matter of utter emergency. What was happening that day was a government wild pig hunting team armed with Remington's was scheduled to go to a village, provoking an unnecessary but possible violent standoff between villagers and animal rights campaigners.

My little intervention was successful. The AFCD head heeded and cancelled the hunting mission that day. And thanks to joint efforts on the civil society and Legco fronts such wild boar hunting squads have now been scrapped altogether.

Another episode that has been lodged in my head involved what happened on August 31 last year. Speculation was rife that there were fatalities inside the Prince Edward MTR station that evening, at the peak of our protest movement. I made a number of official enquiries and subsequently managed to have a face-to-face meet-up with the fire services chief.

Although in the end neither the police nor the fire department could satisfactorily explain the discrepancies in the number of injured and the state of injuries, at the time it was the only way to prompt —- if not force —- the civil servants involved to do their explaining in public, to the media.

It’s experiences of the kind that help to solidify my opinion that democrats should remain on the inside. Because of what we do, a lot of incompetence and hypocrisy, sometimes even some crookedness get exposed.

Beijing loyalists and the pro-government type would keep on politely tip-toeing around issues so as not to offend the authorities, they would keep on spinning mistruths, the democrats can counter that performance.

At a time when Hong Kong is politically, financially going down the tubes, with our young in particular feeling helpless, at a time when hope seems to be dismissed and punishment dealt, when discontent could morph into pure hate and antipathy to the government, democrats should help by not abandoning any battleline.

Anyone who wants to query government policies, draw attention to abuses, obtain information now faces increasing difficulties.

Assembly is restricted. People have to guard their words. Much mainstream media simply reflect official policies and journalists now have to be approved by the police to be treated as such. However inadequate it may be, the legislative council remains a forum for questions and comment, and is widely reported.

And popularly elected legislators in particular have standing which cannot be ignored at home, and they are also focus of foreign inquiry about Hong Kong issues. Journalistic institutions magnify the impact of such individuals who would otherwise find themselves crying in the wilderness, lone voices without a platform. Legco is a platform, however shaky.

If results of an opinion poll —-expected by Tuesday —-commissioned by the Democratic Party tell us to go —- easy, we’ll just pack up.

But Im hoping for the opposite. I for one would want to keep staying on the Legco frontline, standing up for what I believe. Nothing egotistical about it. We will simply take what's left and fight it out.

I’m prepared to take the lesser evil.
XXX

https://www.rthk.hk/radio/radio3/programme/lettertohongkong

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Q: เกิดอะไรขึ้นกับ Fall Guys เมื่อแพ้และออกไปจากหน้าจอ?
A: ในช่วงเวลาที่ออกจากการแข่ง มันคือความสงบ การปลดปล่อยตัวเองจากทางโลกและทางกายภาพเหมือนวิถีเซ็น... แล้วพวกเขาก็เด้งขึ้นมาบนโพเดี้ยมเพื่อฉลองความสำเร็จของพวกเขา! สิ่งที่คุณได้เห็นเมื่อคุณเกิดขึ้นมาใหม่ ก็คือ Fall Guys ตัวเดิม ดังนั้น ยิ่งคุณเล่นเกมนี้มากขึ้น คุณก็จะแข่งไปด้วยกันมากขึ้น คุณพา Fall Guys ไปโดนอะไรมาเยอะแยะมากนะรู้ป่ะ จงมั่นใจว่าคุณขอบคุณพวกเขาด้วยการซื้อชุดใหม่ๆ ให้พวกเขาบ้าง
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Q: สไลม์นั่นคืออะไร? มันคือ Fall Guys ที่ตายแล้วรึเปล่า?
A: สไลม์จริงๆ ทำงานเป็นเหมือนเบาะรองให้กับ Fall Guys ของเรา! พวกเขาร่วงลงมาเป็นระยะทางยาวมากๆ ดังนั้น เรารู้สึกว่าควรมีอะไรที่จะกันกระแทกให้กับพวกเขาตอนตกลงมาหน่อย ผมยืนยันได้เลยว่า นั่นไม่ใช่ซาก Fall Guys ที่ตายแล้ว ไม่ว่า Devolver ผู้จัดจำหน่ายจะพูดยังไงก็เถอะ
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Q: Fall Guys ในวัยเด็กหน้าตาเป็นยังไง?
A: Fall Guys ทุกตัวเกิดมาก็แก่เลย และพร้อมที่จะแข่งขันทันที ดังนั้น ไม่มี Fall Guys ในวัยเด็กหรือทารก (แม้ว่าผมจะขอสงวนสิทธิ์ในการเปลี่ยนใจในภายหลังก็ตามเถอะ)
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Q: Fall Guys นี่ฟักมาจากไข่รึเปล่า?
A: ห๊ะ! ผมไม่เคยได้ยินเรื่องนั้นมาก่อนเลย มันก็มีอะไรที่เกิดมาจากไข่เหล่านั้นนะ แต่พวกเรายังไม่เคยนำมันไปใช้สักครั้ง...
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Q: รอยพับใต้คางมีเพื่ออะไร?
A: ดูแฟบูลัสโดยไม่ต้องกลัวการตัดสิน
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Q: Fall Guys ที่ไม่ได้ใส่สกินบน-ล่างนี่เรียกว่าเป็นร่างเปลือยได้รึเปล่า? หรือเป็นเสื้อผ้าทับอีกทีอยู่? และถ้าเป็นแบบนั้น Fall Guys เปลือยจะออกมาเป็นยังไง?
A: อาห์ เป็นคำถามที่โคตรเชยสำหรับ Fall Guys ผมยืนยันได้ว่า ตอนที่คุณไม่ได้ใส่สกินบน-ล่าง ก็คือร่างเปลือยของพวกเขานั่นแหละ โชคดีที่พวกเขาไม่รู้สึกว่าหนาว (หรือน่าอับอายอะไรตอนถ่ายทอดสดอยู่บนทีวี) ดังนั้นเราจึงตัดสินใจที่จะยอมรับมัน
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Q: พวกเขาทำเสียงออกมาได้ยังไง เขาไม่มีปากนะ? แล้วหายใจได้ไงเนี่ย?
A: พวกเราใช้เวลาไปเยอะมากในการที่จะมั่นใจว่า พวกเขาทำเสียงอู้อี้ด้วยเหตุผลนี้ล่ะ! ผมคิดว่ามันมีกล่องเสียงบางอย่างอยู่ที่ไหนสักแห่ง ที่ฟังดูวิทยาศาสตร์ดีนะ
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Q: Fall Guys กินอะไร?
A: แฮกเกอร์
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Q: ทำไมพวกเขาตัวใหญ่จัง?
A: ทำไมพวกเราตัวเล็กล่ะ?
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Q: Mr. Blobby ( น่าจะหมายถึงตัวนี้ - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Blobby ) มีส่วนเกี่ยวข้องอะไรกับ Fall Guys มั้ย?
A: ผมหวังว่าจะไม่นะ ผมทนไม่ได้และโคตรกลัวเขาเลย
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Q: Fall Guys สามารถยกคนอื่นๆ ได้ และพวกเขาสูงเหมือนมนุษย์ตัวสูงๆ คนนึงเลย พวกเขาสามารถฉีกมนุษย์เป็นครึ่งนึงได้มั้ย?
A: ถ้าคุณยืนระหว่าง Fall Guys กับมงกุฎแล้ว เป็นไปได้ว่า มันอาจจะไม่ได้คิดจะทำอย่างนั้น มันก็เหมือนฮิปโปกับน้ำ นั่นแหละ คุณไม่อยากจะไปขวางทางมันเหมือนกัน แล้วรู้ป่ะ ว่าฮิปโปวิ่งได้เร็วกว่ามนุษย์นะ? ผมคิดเรื่องนั้นมาเยอะมาก
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Q: อะไรคือสิ่งที่ Fall Guys จะทำ ในตอนที่พวกเขาไม่ได้เข้าแข่ง?
A: แต่งชุดโง่ๆ หรือไม่ก็ไปรอให้ได้รับการเข้าแข่งอีกครั้ง ฟังดูเหมือนเป็นชีวิตดีดีที่ลงตัวสำหรับผมเลย
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Q: พวกเขาหนักเท่าไหร่?
A: Minions 3 ตัว หรือไม่ก็ครึ่งหนึ่งของ Mike Wazowski (จาก Monsters, Inc.)
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Q: คุณอยากจะสู้กับอะไร ระหว่าง Fall Guys 100 ตัวที่มีขนาดเท่าเป็ด หรือเป็ด 1 ตัวที่มีขนาดเท่า Fall Guys?
A: Fall Guys 100 ตัวที่มีขนาดเท่าเป็ดแน่นอน ผมคิดว่าน่าจะรับมือไหวนะ
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Q: โลกของ Fall Guys เป็นเหมือนดวงดาวดวงหนึ่ง หรือว่าเป็นที่ราบไร้ที่สิ้นสุดที่ไม่มีส่วนโค้งเลย?
A: เป็นดวงดาว ผมคิดว่าการแข่งขันเหล่านั้น จัดขึ้นบนทั่วดวงดาวในเวลาต่างๆ ใต้ไม้กระดกของคุณ มันคือ Fall Guys นับสิบที่ถูกคัดออกจากการแข่งขัน Hex-a-gone ที่ไหนสักที่หนึ่ง!
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Q: Fall Guys มีรสชาติยังไง?
A: คล้ายๆ ด้านหลังของแสตมป์
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Q: พวกเขามีผู้ล่าโดยธรรมชาติมั้ย
A: ผมจะพูดแค่ว่า ไม่ว่าอะไรก็ตามที่ฟักออกมาจากไข่ทองคำเหล่านั้น มันคงไม่ปลื้มกับการที่โดนขว้างไปขว้างมาแบบนั้น..
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Fall Guys วางจำหน่ายแล้ว บน PS4 และ Steam
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Source: https://www.thegamer.com/fall-guys-secrets-lore-interview/…
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[News News The weight of Fall Guys? What does Fall Guys taste like? Slim is Fall Guys dead right? rwm & A included in Fall Guys's Lore Blended interview.
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After the Gamer has played Fall Guys for many eyes and eyes. He has a multi-tiara. He gives him a curiosity in the world of Fall Guys and is curious about what he normally doesn't think. That's why he asks for more questions. To Mediatonic Developer and Mr. Joe Walsh, Fall Guys Gaming Designer, answered the following game Lore Ride.
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Q: By the record, the yellow team did worse work than the other team, right?
A: We can spend all day talking about statistics, facts, and things that can't prove. Better question is ' Do they feel their team sucks the most? ' And the answer is ' Yes '
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Q: In the Roll Out scene, you see the backdrop as Fall Guys world. There are only water islands and trees. How do they live the world? Do they have a home? Or is it a cave? Or live under water?
A: It's just a decoration! The Fall Guys live their lives to compete and do that 24 hours. If they aren't competing, wait for another round. Everything you see is covered in our hideout, hide our shusiness that didn't create. What a world that comes in.
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Q: Do they have a TV? So who watches them compete?
A: I think there's a live broadcast across the universe for everyone to stumble. If they see it often, anyone can find the Fall Guys TV channel if they rotate the TV channel, because the TV now has a turnover button for sure to find the channel on TV. Well, um
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Q: Who created the race track? Most of them float in the air. What technology do they use?
A: Tbh we didn't think about that in our head. Let me think for a second. Race trails are something left of the ancient robot gods who built this path. To the horror of all fruits
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Q: Who cheers for Fall Guys, it's like no other Fall Guys? It sounds like a horrible child human voice.
A: There is no one to watch around, so 'cheering' is to jump into the world to create more atmosphere for the audience. Maybe different audiences can hear different sounds depending on how they tune in (what you hear is). Scary baby voice is right)
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Q: What happens to Fall Guys when they lose and get off screen?
A: In a moment of out of the race, it's peace, self-freeing from the world and physical like a signature way... And then they bounce on Podium to celebrate their success! What you see when you're coming up is the same Fall Guys. So the more you play this game the more you compete together the more you take Fall Guys to get a lot of things. You know, be sure you're thankful. Them by buying them some new dresses
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Q: What's that slime? Is it Fall Guys dead?
A: Slim really works like a cushion to our Fall Guys! They fall down for a very long time so we feel like there should be something to crack them up on the fall. I can confirm that it's not a dead Fall Guys, no matter what the supplier Devolver says.
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Q: What does Fall Guys childhood look like?
A: Every Fall Guys born is old and ready to compete immediately so there is no childhood or infant Fall Guys (although I reserve the right to change my mind later)
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Q: Is Fall Guys hatched from eggs?
A: Huh! I haven't heard that story before. There is something coming from those eggs, but we haven't used them once...
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Q: What are the folds under the chin for?
A: Watch Fabulus without fear of judgement.
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Q: Fall Guys who don't wear upper-lower skins. Can this be called naked? Or are clothes on again? And if it's like that, what's the naked fall guys like?
A: Ahhhhhhhhhh that's a outdated question for Fall Guys. I can assure you that when you don't wear upper-lower skins are their naked bodies. Luckily they don't feel cold (or embarrassing anything while live on TV. ), so we decided to accept it.
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Q: How can they make a noise? He has no mouth? How can I breathe?
A: We spend a lot of time making sure they make ooho sounds for this reason! I think there's a sound box somewhere that sounds good science.
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Q: What does Fall Guys eat?
A: Hackers
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Q: Why are they so big?
A: Why are we so little?
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Q: Mr. Does Blobby (probably mean this one-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Blobby) have anything to do with Fall Guys?
A: I hope not. I can't stand it and I'm scared of him.
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Q: Fall Guys can lift other people and they're tall like one tall human. Can they tear a half human?
A: If you stand between Fall Guys and Crown, it's probably not thinking about doing it. It's like hippo and water. You don't want to get in the way. Do you know that Hippo runs faster? Humans? I've thought that a lot
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Q: What Fall Guys will do when they are not in competition?
A: Dumb dress or wait to get into the race again. Sounds like a good life to me.
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Q: How much do they weigh?
A: 3 Minions or half of Mike Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc. ))
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Q: What would you like to fight between Fall Guys Guys 100 with the size of a duck or 1 duck with the size of Fall Guys?
A: Fall Guys 100 of them are the same size as a duck. I think they can handle it.
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Q: Is the world of Fall Guys like a star or an endless plateau without curves?
A: As a star, I think those matches are held across the stars at times under your wag. It's the ten Fall Guys that were picked out of Hex-a-gone race somewhere!
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Q: How does Fall Guys taste?
A: Similar to the back of the stamp
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Q: Do they have any natural hunters?
A: I'll just say, whatever hatched out of those golden eggs, it wouldn't be pleased with being thrown like that..
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Fall Guys now available on PS4 and Steam
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Source: https://www.thegamer.com/fall-guys-secrets-lore-interview/?ref=pcgg
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不同的城市 同個故事
Different cities, same story

不同的粉絲 同種注視
Different fans, same gaze

不同的音軌 重複錄製
Different soundtracks recorded over and over

不同的巡迴 演無數次
Different tours performed again and again

不同的光芒 同樣刺眼 像把我穿透
Numerous rays of light, dazzling alike, all try to pierce through me

不同的訪綱 同樣嗜血 等著我犯錯
Numerous interview outlines, sinister alike, are all filled with traps

不同的房號 同樣失眠 和夢魘纏鬥
Numerous hotel rooms, unsleepable alike, all give me nightmares

不同處方藥 同樣制約 暫時性挽救
Numerous prescriptions, inhibiting alike, all cure only the symptoms

不同人知道我 但沒人認識我
People know me, but no one understands me

不同人需要我 沒人敢正視我
People need me, but no one looks at me directly

不同的治療後 沒人能根治我
After receiving different therapies, I’m still not cured

不同的包裝粉飾後 我感到更赤裸
After putting on different masks, I feel more naked

當這loop重複
As the loop repeats itself

靈魂和肉體逐漸不同步
My soul and body gradually fall out of sync

不同的佈景 上演同個劇情 不同幕
Different settings, same scenario, different acts

抽離後 看著自己變麻木
Looking at myself from a distance, I feel more and more apathetic

it’s just like déjà vu
it’s just like déjà vu

當我又被陌生眼神圍繞
When I’m yet again surrounded by unfamiliar people

鎂光燈聚焦
Flashlights from the paparazzi

浮躁的喧鬧
Noise of the crowd

skr 煞車聲伴隨刺耳尖叫
skr car brake sounds and shrill screams

man you‘re sick as hell
man you‘re sick as hell

有人拿著麥克風在宣告
Into the mic someone speaks

man you’re sick as hell
man you‘re sick as hell

回憶閃過像音樂劇前導
Memories flash before my eyes like a teaser of a musical

is it real?
is it real?

注定的人生 像由人編造
My life is predestined like a script already written

is it real?
is it real?

宿命都成真 是否是圈套
Can't escape my destiny. Is this all a trap?

is it real?
is it real?

當畫面顛倒
When the screen goes upside down

顏色被抽離只剩線條
The colors are sucked out; only lines are left

一瞬間忘記我在追夢中 還是睡夢中
Suddenly, I’m not sure whether I’m chasing my dream or dreaming a dream

我像是身處一場很真實的夢中夢
It’s like a vivid dream within a dream

造神 毀神 標準 流程
Being put on and then knocked off a pedestal; what a standard procedure

掌聲 噓聲 一轉身 鴉雀無聲
Cheering and criticism both disappear as I turn around

俯瞰山腳下的城市沈睡
I look at the city in the foothills of the mountains while it’s fast asleep

那曾是珍貴的人事物 驀然回首人事已非
There used to be people and things I cherished, but they’re all gone now

everything fading away
everything fading away

已沒有了退路 只能向上奮力的推
There’s no turning back; all I can do is push the rock uphill

推著我的罪惡感
That rock is my guilt

每個晚上 質問著我會不會扼腕
Every night, I feel guilty and ask myself whether I feel regret

為了短暫的歡愉
For my temporary pleasure

讓那業障不斷堆砌 積沙成塔
My karmic debts accumulate day after day

已無法急剎車 像邁向註定結局希臘神話
There’s no stopping now; I’m like a tragic hero in Greek mythology

然而當我達到山頂 I’ll be recognized
But I'll be recognized once I reach the summit

悲劇夠經典也會永遠被記載 right？
And my tragic story will be remembered, right?

and I’ll never rest
and I’ll never rest

Til I’m higher than Everest
Til I’m higher than Everest

a legend that will never die
a legend that will never die

I’ll never die!
I’ll never die!

而當熱潮逐漸退散
As the fame fades

人群減半
Half of the fans disappear

失去新鮮感
Interest on the wane

娛樂版 追尋下個天團
The paparazzi start looking for the next superstar

man your end has come
man your end has come

有人拿著診斷書在宣判
Someone is reading my diagnosis

man your end has come
man your end has come

回憶閃過像漫畫格片段
Memories flashes before my eyes like comic strips

is it time?
Is it time?

夢想的成真 永遠最璀璨
A dream looks the most beautiful the moment it comes true

is it time?
Is it time?

陪葬的純真 鮮少人揭穿
But few talk about the innocence sacrificed

is it time?
is it time?

當畫面旋轉
When the screen rotates

顏色被抽離只剩黑暗
The colors are sucked out; only darkness is left

一瞬間忘記我在追夢中 還是睡夢中
Suddenly, I’m not sure whether I’m chasing my dream or dreaming a dream

我像是身處一場很真實的夢中夢
It’s like a vivid dream within a dream

造神 毀神 標準 流程
Being put on and then knocked off a pedestal; what a standard procedure

掌聲 噓聲 一轉身 鴉雀無聲
Cheering and criticism both disappear as I turn around

大石頭大石頭
Big rock, big rock

爬坡爬坡
Uphills, uphills

夢中曾經有人承諾我將獲得解脫
In my dream, someone once promised me freedom

作為交換條件 某部分的我被奪走
As long as I give up some parts of me

究竟為何 在夢中卻已渾濁
Which parts? The memory is too vague now

夢醒後 內容回想起總是荒謬
The dream always feels ridiculous when I’m awake

迴盪的殘響隱約聽見終將再次重逢
But somehow I still hear the voice saying we’ll meet again

帶著參悟 帶著困惑 一步步邁向業果
With enlightenment and bewilderment, my efforts will culminate in my karmic fruits


大石頭大石頭
Big rock, big rock

爬坡爬坡
Uphills, uphills

Day 2 in Kolkata City exploring more of the city and meeting Asians who speak fluent Hindi.

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The second day of Kolkata was just as eye opening as the first. The honking has been absolutely nuts but we are slowly getting used to the sound. Or maybe we are slowly going deaf. Either way, it's becoming more manageable.

The fascinating thing is that, despite all of the madness, the beauty of India totally makes up for the rest of it. There is so much going on in every corner of the city. You are forever mesmerized by the colours and people... and so much more. I'm loving India.


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Started off the morning late again. Jet lag and general miscommunication can be thanked for that. but once we were out of the hotel, we were straight into the Uber and headed off to Tiretta Market.

Lost half of the team because we have to travel everywhere in two taxis and trying to get the taxis to drop us off in the same place is VERY challenging. We communicate via walkie talkie most of the time but this time, they were really lost out there.

We met a lovely Chinese lady who spoke fluent English and Hindi and decided to chill with her until the rest of the team showed up.

She was fascinating. He background and life in India was something that I'd never heard of before. It was amazing to see someone with such distinct asian features speaking fluent hindi.

After finally meeting up with the team again, we went to see a chinese restaurant in the city which was all halal. We had lunch there and did some shooting. then we were off again.

We went to see the famous flower market of Kolkata. A sea of noise, colour and of course... traffic. Again, we lost half of the team because the walkies ran out of battery. So we spent a good half an hour hunting down the team. We got all the shots we needed with Bella done as quick as possible.

We weren't able to stay very long there as we had to head off back to the hotel to pack and make it to the train station in time for our train to Varanasi.

It was a mad rush to get to the train station but thankfully the train was delayed by an hour so we made it in time.

The train! WOW! hahaha... not what I was expecting at all. But a true Indian experience to say the least. More to discover tomorrow.



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Ikson - Galaxy

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Song: Yêu 5 (Rhymastic)
English lyrics: Hoàng Đại
Vocalist: Thủy Dương & K.O

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YÊU 5 - LOVE 5 COVER (ENG VER)

Xin những bối rối này cứ thế lên ngôi
Please let the shyness be what matters

Xin con tim rẽ lối tìm giây phút nghẹn lời
Let the heart make way to the silent moment

Cho thêm chơi vơi, để những ánh mắt đôi môi,
A little push for glances and our lips

Chạm nhau mang theo gọi mời
to touch and bring the heattt

Xin cho ta tan vào những đắm đuối miên man
Please let us melt right into this desireee

Khi em ghé ngang đời chợt mang sắc hương thiên đàng
When you come by, life is filled with heaven’s scent

Và cho những ấm áp lại đến lấp kín nhân gian
And then once again, this world is full of love

Ngày ta yên vui cùng nàng
The day I have you here

Nhẹ nhàng âu yếm giữa chốn mơ
Loving softly in dream lands

Cùng tìm kiếm bao ý thơ
Looking for beauty and…

Để đắm say trong tiếng nhạc du dương
We’d flow in the music together

Hồn sa theo bước ta ngẩn ngơ
Mind got blown as I walk with you

Dù ngàn kiếp ta vẫn chờ
1000 lives I’d wait for you

Chỉ cần có phút giây này trao yêu thương
As long as I have the time to love…..

Cuz baby it’s always you
It's always you
It's always you
It's always you...always you...


[Rap]
Ta như đi qua hết bao nhiêu mê say trên đời
It’s like I have tasted all the passion in life

Như yêu thêm cả nghìn kiếp khi ta một giây bên người
A thousand lives are in 1 sec. you’re by my side

Vì chỉ cẩn một ánh nhìn mà em trao
Cuz when you look at me in the eyes

Là tuổi xuân của ta như hóa được thành chiêm bao
I suddenly go up on cloud nine

Với mỗi sáng thức giấc nghe em bên ta vui cười
Every day I wake up hearing your voice

Cho đêm ta ngây ngất, ru tai êm qua đôi lời
At night I share with you all my beautiful noise

Đầy ngọt ngào và trong veo, cùng hòa làm trăng sao
Innocent and sweet too, To the moon I’ll take you

Dìu dắt đôi tim bên nhau đi theo bao yêu thương dâng trào
Keeping our hearts together as the love goes high

Và ta xin đánh đổi một rừng tia nắng để lấy chút hơi ấm của em
And I‘d want to trade a whole lot of sunshine for your heat

Xin đổi đi hết tiền bạc danh tiếng, những thứ hàng trăm người thèm
Let go of money and fame, things that people need

Bởi cả ngàn điều phù phiếm đâu bằng một thoáng môi mềm
Meaningless stuffs got nothing on your lips

Khi đời này sẽ mang đầy nuối tiếc nếu không có nàng ở bên
My life would suck if you re not on my team

Nhìn em ta mới thêm yêu từng khoảnh khắc
Looking at you makes every second count

Mang hết tương tư giấu vào theo từng bản nhạc
My feelings are embeded in my every sound

Để mai này tình nở như muôn hoa không tàn sắc
Like the flowers blooming, our love would flourish

Lưu giữ mãi nơi này một câu chuyện ngàn năm
This thousand-year story would never vanish
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